The Ten Commandments for Siblings

 

1.    Thou shalt not let anyone pick on your sibling. That is your job.

2.    Thou shalt always remember to tattle tail (especially when you’ve instigated the whole thing)

3.    Thou shalt never pass over the chance to steal thy sibling’s food, or complain that said sibling has better food.

4.    Thou shalt incite shrieks of “Muuuuummmm” as often as possible from thy sibling. Tears are a bonus.

5.    Thou shalt blame everything on thy sibling. Even if they are in another county. They done it.

6.    Thou shalt design nicknames for thy siblings. Horrible nicknames like “Pooben”, Toad-by” and “Wee-dith”

7.    Thou shalt reserve “dad loves me more” for the most opportune moments. Like a Sunday morning at 6.10am.

8.    Thou shalt remember all they sibling’s embarrassing moments and fails. Sharing at every possible moment is essential.

9.    Thou shalt maintain smugness over all reprimands… unless they come for a truly valid reason, then thou shalt side with thy siblings. Parents are awful aren’t they?

10.  Thou shalt have a gang bond. Blood may be shed but the brotherhood will take precedent over all.